A husband and wife playing a game
WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game.
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s it about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, run to the left wall. If I mention a bird, run to the right wall. If you run the wrong way, you’ll give me your entire salary this month.
HUSBAND: And if you fail, I get your salary, right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes, darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up, ready to run).
WIFE: Are you ready?
HUSBAND: Yes, ready.
WIFE: TURKEY
Four hours later, the husband is still standing, unsure if she meant the country or the bird.
Moral lesson: “After God, Fear Wife!”
